did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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