My balls are so social today.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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