Rock
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Fuck
her vagine was all disorganized.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
is it fun? or sober?
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