is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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