I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
