Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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