Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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