Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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