Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Randomize
