yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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