How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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