So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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