You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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