Tell her she can't have a vagina
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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