Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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