been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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