they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Say something about gay babies.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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