I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
