why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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