Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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