that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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