No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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