I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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