I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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