do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
vagina is talking i cant
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
