is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
organizing the empties. That sober.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
