How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
So here I am, sexting at work.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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