i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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