yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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