I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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