Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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