Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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