His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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