Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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