I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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