This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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