He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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