That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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