After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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