yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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