they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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