So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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