just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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