If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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