i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Randomize
