Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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