Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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