Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You need a sexual gate keeper
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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