well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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