Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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