Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
