Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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