I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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