So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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