You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You pole danced in your parka.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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