you traded sex for a burrito?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
