his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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