I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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